Oscar Monster

Cow: "What's wrong?" Pig: "FASTFOOD!! FAST!! FOOD!!" Cow: "Oh God, not another nightmare about Oscar Mayer..." Still a pillow! Still another pillow! I'm the green pin. I'm much more environmentally -- wait, didn't I already do this joke?

I went through many possible candidates, including Sonic, McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, Five Guys, but none of them obviously served hot dogs, which is what would make them scary to Pig here. They'd be more obviously scary to Cow, but that didn't work with this set up, did it?

Actually, I lie about Five Guys: I didn't think of that. They do serve hot dogs though. GO TO FIVE GUYS!!! IT'S AWESOME!!! </shamelessPlug>

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