Cow: "That guy was a pig..." Cow: "Doesn't make him any less of a pig. Look at his nose!" Pig: "No he wasn't! He MADE music as we know it!" Pig: "He was a great icon and it's sad he passed away..." It's CUPN news channel. Click for a full image.

This is my internal struggle. (Read the dialog bouncing left-right-left-right)

CUPN news channel picture is courtesy of Fox News, ticker courtesy of the Onion (which had a ticker story about Jackson that I refused to use here: "BREAKING: Last Piece Of Michael Jackson Dies").

Also, because of this breaking news happening in the middle of a story arc (the theater trip, which admittedly wasn't planned out anyway), that arc has been postponed for this arc and the story so far has been retconned to where it hasn't yet happened (if it will at all). People reading this much later (which will be ALL of you) won't know what I'm talking about. :)

King of Pop or Pig?

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Occurred on Friday, June 26, 2009
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Cow: "So, what have we learned today? Never anger a hen..." Pig: "SHE THREW EGGS AT ME!!!!" Pig: "THE YOLK!!!! IT BURNS MY EYES!!!" It's a Bathroom door now, see? This isn't here in the world of Cow and Pig. It's invisable, imaginary, and holding up dialog trees. This IS here in the world of Cow and Pig. It's a vase, I think... Random hidden alt text! If you found this, then you're actually looking for the alt text, or you viewed the source of the web page. Go to the head of the class. :)

I'm told yolk in the eyes hurts. I'm lying I made that up. but I'm sure it isn't good for the eyes. :) Pig is also 2 for 2 in the "epic fail" department.

I'm also told this is the funniest comic I've done yet.

Peggy Strikes Back

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Occurred on Monday, June 22, 2009
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WARNING: This strip has been deemed NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. Viewer eye rolling is advised. Pig: "HEY PEGGY!!! EAT ME!!!" Pig: "......" Pig: "On second thought, don't eat me! That was last night's Nightmare!" Cow: "If I could slap my own forehead in frustration, I would..." It's the front door, but open. This means that they're outside now. Peggy's off screen right now. In case you can't tell. (I haven't ordered her yet!)

Oh yes, this comic was deemed not PC enough to show at my workplace, so I had to take it down. I put up a note stating why, though. Sheesh. Can you guess why it was deemed this way?

Anger and Munchies

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Occurred on Friday, June 19, 2009
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Pig: "Who was that?" Cow: "Peggy, the hen from next door, came to say that she was awoken by your scream last night..." Pig: "Did you tell her I was having a bad dream?!" Cow: "She said she didn't appreciate your attempt at doing her husband's job." By the way, they have a front door.

Actually, that's not a Front Door. That's a generic door with a little sign that says front door.

Also, Peggy hasn't been ordered yet, so more to come. :D Oh yes, and the title ends "...is Good for the Pig".

What's Good for the Rooster...

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Occurred on Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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Cow: "We've been through this before, remember? Just think of something else as you fall asleep." Later that night...... Pig: ZZZZZZZZ..... :) MMMMmmmmm...... Chicken Finger..... btw, I thought of this comic before lunch and went and got this specifically... :) This ruler divides this scene into two scenes!

By the way, there's two scenes here. Start in the top corner and work your way down! :D

And no, Multiframe comics will not be a norm, because they're too hard to stage, too crowded, and I only have two sets of cow and pig anyway! (Btw, I have two sets of Cow and Pig :) )

Calming Thoughts

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Occurred on Monday, June 15, 2009
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Cow: "What's wrong?" Pig: "FASTFOOD!! FAST!! FOOD!!" Cow: "Oh God, not another nightmare about Oscar Mayer..." Still a pillow! Still another pillow! I'm the green pin. I'm much more environmentally -- wait, didn't I already do this joke?

I went through many possible candidates, including Sonic, McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, Five Guys, but none of them obviously served hot dogs, which is what would make them scary to Pig here. They'd be more obviously scary to Cow, but that didn't work with this set up, did it?

Actually, I lie about Five Guys: I didn't think of that. They do serve hot dogs though. GO TO FIVE GUYS!!! IT'S AWESOME!!! </shamelessPlug>

Oscar Monster

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Occurred on Friday, June 12, 2009
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Pig: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Cow: "?!" Mmmmmm....... Hamburger and Corndog..... my lunch.... (I got the idea for the comic halfway through lunch, btw) Pillow! Another Pillow!

Nightmares are terrible...

This is the first comic I've edited. On a related note, I much prefer Photoshop over GIMP.

Food for Thought

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Occurred on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
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Pig: "Hey, got any M--" Cow: "NO!!!" It's cereal, in case you were wondering...

Cow is very picky about this, for some reason...

Also, someone here at work didn't like how very harsh this scene was and decided to change it around a little...

Got Cereal?

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Occurred on Monday, June 08, 2009
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Pig: "I TOLD you I have wings!" Pig: "I was BORN with them!" Pig: "Girr..." Cow: "Are you sure you didn't just tape them on?" Cow: "Just give it up. Pig's can't fly!" It's clearly a mirror.... made out of paper clips...

It's a mirror. Also, I found out that the sticky notes I use are not Post-It ® notes.

Now I have to offload my camera...

Mirror Mirror...

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Occurred on Friday, June 05, 2009
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Pig: "How were you flying?! Magic?!" Cow: "Methane." Now the eraser is flying on the fly-frame.

Fly-frames are awesome.

Greenhouse Gasses

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Occurred on Wednesday, June 03, 2009
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"After Pig's long and painful climb back up the cliff..." Pig: "............You are NOT flying..." Cow: "Okay, I'm not..." Pig: "I hate you so much..." He's flying!!!

I'm so happy now that I completed my ImgMap Designer program. I can make these maps a LOT faster now, and I'm so happy. :D

Look Wendy!

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Occurred on Monday, June 01, 2009
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