tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32416701171285059842011-07-08T01:01:16.633-04:00Cow & PigIn the beginning, there was a Cow and a Pig...Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-91583404416641236642009-06-26T09:34:00.004-04:002009-06-26T11:06:18.712-04:00King of Pop or Pig?<div class="fullcomic">
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<p class="authorNote">This is my internal struggle. (Read the dialog bouncing left-right-left-right)<br><br>
CUPN news channel picture is courtesy of <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/062609_mj8.JPG">Fox News</a>, ticker courtesy of <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/index">the Onion</a> (which had a ticker story about Jackson that I refused to use here: "BREAKING: Last Piece Of Michael Jackson Dies").<br>
<br>Also, because of this breaking news happening in the middle of a story arc (the theater trip, which admittedly wasn't planned out anyway), that arc has been postponed for this arc and the story so far has been retconned to where it hasn't yet happened (if it will at all). People reading this much later (which will be ALL of you) won't know what I'm talking about. :)</p>
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</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-9158340441664123664?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-70145906557766000252009-06-22T09:00:00.004-04:002009-06-22T09:01:07.505-04:00Peggy Strikes Back<div class="fullcomic">
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<p class="authorNote">I'm told yolk in the eyes hurts. I'm lying I made that up. but I'm sure it isn't good for the eyes. :) Pig is also 2 for 2 in the "epic fail" department.<br><br>I'm also told this is the funniest comic I've done yet.</p>
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<span class="pcwarn">WARNING: This strip has been deemed NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. Viewer eye rolling is advised.</span>
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<p class="authorNote">Oh yes, this comic was deemed not PC enough to show at my workplace, so I had to take it down. I put up a note stating why, though. Sheesh. Can you guess why it was deemed this way?</p>
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<p class="authorNote">Actually, that's not a Front Door. That's a generic door with a little sign that says front door.<br>
<br>
Also, Peggy hasn't been ordered yet, so more to come. :D Oh yes, and the title ends "...is Good for the Pig".</p>
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<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Si_q_e5Di5I/AAAAAAAAAn4/N7r7oQF6gMY/s400/CP_014.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345749659057097618" />
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<p class="authorNote">By the way, there's two scenes here. Start in the top corner and work your way down! :D<br>
<br>
And no, Multiframe comics will not be a norm, because they're too hard to stage, too crowded, and I only have two sets of cow and pig anyway! (Btw, I have two sets of Cow and Pig :) )</p>
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<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Si_pe5PqswI/AAAAAAAAAno/MbDjtKtXm3o/s400/CP_013.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345747999683949314" />
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<p class="authorNote">I went through many possible candidates, including Sonic, McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, Five Guys, but none of them obviously served hot dogs, which is what would make them scary to Pig here. They'd be more obviously scary to Cow, but that didn't work with this set up, did it?<br>
<br>
Actually, I lie about Five Guys: I didn't think of that. They do serve hot dogs though. GO TO <a href="http://www.fiveguys.com/">FIVE GUYS</a>!!! IT'S AWESOME!!! </shamelessPlug></p>
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<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Si_L08QBMqI/AAAAAAAAAnY/gyg_-phYX2Y/s400/CP_012.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345715393099018914" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-47602847965752803?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-84024196060891079872009-06-10T09:00:00.001-04:002009-06-10T09:00:00.860-04:00Food for Thought<div class="fullcomic">
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<p class="authorNote">Nightmares are terrible...<br><br>This is the first comic I've edited. On a related note, I much prefer Photoshop over GIMP.</p>
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</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-8402419606089107987?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-87285847216620009822009-06-08T09:00:00.002-04:002009-06-08T15:19:31.838-04:00Got Cereal?<div class="fullcomic">
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<p class="authorNote">Cow is very picky about this, for some reason...<br>
<br>
Also, someone here at work didn't like how very harsh this scene was and decided to <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Sia9bi3OlYI/AAAAAAAAAm4/XexZK_gNT6o/s1600-h/CP_010a.png" target="_blank">change it around a little</a>...</p>
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<div class="iconcomic">
<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Sia9bE6NfyI/AAAAAAAAAmw/ageaImhy1eo/s400/CP_010.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343166280793685794" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-8728584721662000982?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-53608223570314957302009-06-05T09:00:00.008-04:002009-06-05T09:00:00.512-04:00Mirror Mirror...<!--<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Sh6qFbpBdbI/AAAAAAAAAmg/RTPWU1mmDxU/s1600-h/CP_009a.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Sh6qFbpBdbI/AAAAAAAAAmg/RTPWU1mmDxU/s400/CP_009a.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340893218403874226" /></a>-->
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<p class="authorNote">It's a mirror. Also, I found out that the sticky notes I use are not Post-It ® notes.<br>
<br>Now I have to offload my camera...</p>
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<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Sh6qFKsoDzI/AAAAAAAAAmY/CD8ZM3rqvqQ/s400/CP_009.jpg" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340893213855584050" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-5360822357031495730?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-79356806978073618282009-06-03T09:00:00.004-04:002009-06-03T09:00:02.188-04:00Greenhouse Gasses<div class="fullcomic">
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<p class="authorNote">Fly-frames are awesome.</p>
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<div class="iconcomic">
<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Sh6nltujMAI/AAAAAAAAAmI/3zgVtcUMWN0/s400/CP_008.jpg" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340890474479824898" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-7935680697807361828?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-15450041915378598092009-06-01T09:00:00.007-04:002009-06-01T09:00:00.555-04:00Look Wendy!<div class="fullcomic">
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<p class="authorNote">I'm so happy now that I completed my ImgMap Designer program. I can make these maps a LOT faster now, and I'm so happy. :D</p>
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<div class="iconcomic">
<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/Sh6lApUjcZI/AAAAAAAAAl4/KjFyZa_g6Wo/s400/CP_007.jpg" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340887638618632594" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-1545004191537859809?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-969046658383965082009-05-29T09:00:00.009-04:002009-05-29T09:00:00.835-04:00Duck It!<div class="fullcomic">
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<p class="authorNote">When you're hurt on the job and need to get compensation... I think this adequately falls under the category of an "Epic Fail".<br><span style="font-size:8pt;">The duck is a Trademark of Aflac.</span></p>
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<div class="iconcomic">
<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/ShV75a6-WsI/AAAAAAAAAlg/ESc6B_-CuUM/s400/CP_006.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338309159727028930" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-96904665838396508?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-84062906220775366132009-05-27T09:00:00.010-04:002009-05-28T13:51:40.679-04:00To Infinity....<div class="fullcomic">
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<p class="authorNote">It seriously doesn't look like they're doing anything else! Well... <em>maybe</em> a piggy back ride (or rather, a cow-back ride), but nothing else!</p>
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<div class="iconcomic">
<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/ShV75A4D3II/AAAAAAAAAlY/pQUSjopg5uQ/s400/CP_005.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338309152735485058" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-8406290622077536613?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-68129579928340565202009-05-25T09:00:00.007-04:002009-05-25T09:00:00.892-04:00Flying Insults<div class="fullcomic">
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<area shape="rect" coords="296,84,451,121" alt='Pig: "FAT BOVINE!!"' title='Pig: "FAT BOVINE!!"' />
<area shape="rect" coords="333,117,488,151" alt='Cow: "UGLY SWINE!!"' title='Cow: "UGLY SWINE!!"' />
<area shape="rect" coords="295,149,374,176" alt='Pig: "Uh..."' title='Pig: "Uh..."' />
<area shape="rect" coords="343,173,484,211" alt='Cow: "PORKY PIG!!"' title='Cow: "PORKY PIG!!"' />
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<p class="authorNote">Now, is that an annoyed pause or a thoughtful pause...?<br>
<br>
BTW, this is my first free-standing dialog tree. The structural stability lies in the fact that there's tons of tape holding the Post-It's ® to the paper clips...</p>
</div>
<div class="iconcomic">
<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/ShV6_SwOciI/AAAAAAAAAlQ/SvBudRu-VOw/s400/CP_004.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338308161102049826" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-6812957992834056520?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-49613479246038799082009-05-22T09:00:00.007-04:002009-05-22T10:17:31.553-04:00Flu v. Mad<div class="fullcomic">
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<div class="iconcomic">
<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/ShV6HH-g_uI/AAAAAAAAAlI/56ciYxGEDz4/s400/CP_003.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338307196136521442" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-4961347924603879908?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-48016662231888592052009-05-20T09:00:00.009-04:002009-05-22T10:20:57.714-04:00Swine Flu<div class="fullcomic">
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<area shape="rect" coords="285,37,470,215" alt='"What did the Cow say to the Pig?"' title='"What did the Cow say to the Pig?"' />
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<p class="authorNote"></p>
</div>
<div class="iconcomic">
<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/ShVtA47JhKI/AAAAAAAAAkk/rHtnyRA4fmg/s400/CP_002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338292795365491874" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-4801666223188859205?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3241670117128505984.post-15692402973179946602009-05-18T10:30:00.008-04:002009-05-22T10:21:50.139-04:00In the Beginning<div class="fullcomic">
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<p class="authorNote">The potential here is gripping...</p>
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<div class="iconcomic">
<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; width: 80px; height: 60px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ro6Ro8jdHFs/ShVnEIUa5wI/AAAAAAAAAkc/ChXHJl-g92E/s400/CP_001.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338286253967861506" />
</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3241670117128505984-1569240297317994660?l=cow-and-pig.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tim Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17766964877216597455noreply@blogger.com0